Oh Ransomware – a holiday security song

To the tune of “Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah”

Ransomware, oh ransomware
Come fight the infection
We’re in it deep now
Too late for detection
Gather ’round the PC, we’ll try to decode
The message that says how to stop this payload.

And while we are working
The data is all locked up tight
One hundred bucks, just to pay off these schmucks
To recover our data tonight
One hundred bucks, just to pay off these schmucks
To recover our data tonight.

All of us at Sophos wish you a safe and secure holiday season and a happy New Year!