Safe Christmas – a holiday security song

To the tune of “White Christmas,” with apologies to Irving Berlin and Bing Crosby

I’m dreaming of a safe Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
With no patches needed
And advice heeded
By users everywhere they go

I’m dreaming of a safe Christmas
With every document I save
May your systems work and behave
And may all
Your Christmases be safe

I’m dreaming of a safe Christmas
A Yuletide that’s infection-free
Where all spam’s deleted
Malware defeated
By Sophos—simple as can be

I’m dreaming of a safe Christmas
With every document I save
May your systems work and behave
And may all
Your Christmases be safe

All of us at Sophos wish you a safe and secure holiday season and a happy New Year!