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It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Malware – a holiday security song

A computer security holiday song to the tune of "It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"

To the tune of “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas”

It’s beginning to look a lot like malware
Everywhere you go
Take a look at the registry
What’s christmas.exe?
Or is it something I don’t want to know?

It’s beginning to look a lot like malware
Everything’s a mess
But the crummiest thing to see
Is “Bitcoin will buy the key…
Send to this address.”

A strong close to the quarter and shipping the order
Is the wish of the sales team
Clearing the brain and catching a plane
Is the hope of the CEO
But in IT you’re stuck all night, it makes you want to scream!

It’s beginning to look a lot like malware
Still you don’t know why
All you did was delay a patch
Now you’re rebuilding from scratch
There’s nothing left to do but sigh.

All of us at Sophos wish you a safe and secure holiday season and a happy New Year!